October 2011
1 tag
“I’ll put it this way to you: the first two Oasis albums were a complete and...”
– Noel Gallagher, Resurrection Man (via leafblower)
1 tag
“The average person walking down the street does not care one iota because...”
– New Klout Algorithm Tells Many That They’re Less Influential
This paragraph says it all.
Also, a better title might have been “New Klout Algorithm Throws A Handful Of People Dmub Enough To Believe A Klout Score Actually Means Anything Into A Major Tizzy.” One guy on Twitter told me...
“If you asked Lady Gaga for advice for aspiring musicians, she’d say...”
– Opportunities onstage, in the studio, and in interviews are too fleeting to play it smug.
Read it. The whole thing. Honest and hilarious; a wonderful combination. (Oxford comma employed non-ironically.)
Emptyage: Generation X Doesn't Want to Hear It →
Earlier generations have weathered recessions, of course; this stall we’re in has the look of something nastier. Social Security and Medicare are going to be diminished, at best. Hours worked are up even as hiring staggers along: Blood from a stone looks to be the normal order of things “going…
Read the whole fucking thing. NOW.
“In fact, the Kardashians believe Sasha and Malia could actually learn something...”
– Kardashians Miffed Over Michelle Obama Diss
If what the Kardashians face are “real-life situations” then we’re all fucked. Oh wait, isn’t fucking what put that family on the map? Excellent life lessons indeed!
last Friday night: Cole’s →
jasmined:
“tamale guy for alderman”
I think this is a campaign everyone can get behind.
I spotted this graffiti in the ladies room at Cole’s. Cole’s is a bar in Logan Square that has cheap…
And Tankboy for mayor!
You should follow the imaginary image blog.
imaginaryimageblog:
The cover of The Velvet Underground & Nico album where the Warhol banana has been replaced with a single macaroni & cheese noodle and instead it says The Velveeta Underground
Done and done!
“Contestants must eat a half-slab of baby-back ribs, 10 extra-spicy chicken...”
– Streeterville pub’s diners harness their inner Farleys for “Da Super Fan challenge” | Eat/Drink | Local Newswire | The A.V. Club Chicago (via samabernethy)
I think I could do this! Just reading the challenge made me hungry…
