February 2011
“The idea that men will be turned off by ambition or success is just another part...”
– Molly Lambert, In Which We Teach You How To Be A Woman In Any Boys’ Club (via meaghano)
Any guy worth his salt finds his partner’s success to be not only a joy to behold but also an absolute turn on.
Her sister never heard of Arcade Fire before last...
Mich: Should I send my sister just Funeral or should I send her The Suburbs too?
Me: Send her Funeral first and see if she likes it. You don’t want to take the chance of her listening to The Suburbs first.
15 Strat Tips For Crafting the Coolest and Most...
bajillionhits:
There’s an art to stuffing the maximum amount of coolness and success into 140 characters or less, and I’m basically the Da Vinci Code for how to do that. Here are 15 of my proven strat tips on how to really jack your follower count by making your Twitter bio as effective as possible at tricking people into thinking you’re important.
1. You can’t just like stuff. You have to take...
“No one says it - that you are to live for and serve a psychotic. No one mentions...”
– Spoken, about the appearance of a new baby in the family, by the Father in DFW’s On His Deathbed, Holding Your Hand, The Acclaimed New Young Playwright’s Father Begs A Boon and it strikes me as just the sort of thing people who don’t have children imagine that people who do...
the irockiroll valentines mix 2011 →
irockitumblr:
hi all. first an adorbs story: my current beau and i met because he made me a mix tape. yes, on an actual cassette tape, and entirely from vinyl. and mailed it to me.
OK, that IS adorable. Wel done, sir!
friday morning coffee.
peabs:
you guys, it’s supposed to be 40 degrees in Chicago this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
good morning! happy friday!
If you don’t live in Chicago then you don’t realize the truth of this photo. When it hits insane highs (like 40) after insane lows (like -7) people literally break out shorts and t-shirts. I am not lying.
Can someone please explain to me the difference...
anniegee:
nogoodliar:
cottoncrush:
dubstep is like wahwahwahwahwahwahwah
and techno is like uns uns uns uns uns uns
and electronica is like deedledeedledeenerdoodeedledoodeedle
i hope that helped
I laughed entirely too hard at this.
is it bad that i took the time out to say each one out loud? it makes perfect sense now
probably the best description of all three that ive ever...
“Wherein I try to figure out what to do tonight since my lovely girlfriend has...”
– Me, three minutes ago.
“Pfizer’s decision to close its leading research centre in Britain produced much...”
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Business This Week - The Economist Feb 3rd 2011 Print Edition
I really just should start a Tumblr titled “The Economist is Far Funnier Than Most People Probably Think It Is.”
