Sexxxy Tuesday afternoon jam.
What about his hair in the Hangover movies? It’s approaching Kurt Russell levels...– LexG (via goldenfiddle) I have similar hair and let me tell you, unless you have a full-time hairdresser to follow you around it is HELL to keep that monster under control.
@MayorEmanuel lives ... kinda.
If you wanna get book promo @MayorEmanuel tweets before @dansinker deletes them, subscribe to the @MayorEmanuel account’s RSS or mobile feed. Guess he’s keeping the archive “pure” for public view, but is smart enough to figure out how to leverage it for the PR. This has been a PSA.
You are bidding on a collection of 50 (approx) 12” singles and LPs of crap...– From the Ebay listing for My ex Brother-in-Law’s shit record collection. The rant continues after the list of items for sale, so click on through to be hit by further amazeballs.
During auditing, Haggis grasped a cylindrical electrode in each hand; when he...– Paul Haggis Vs. the Church of Scientology : The New Yorker So did L. Ron Hubbard rip off Phillip K. Dick here or the other way around?
Jim Gordon, a veteran police officer in Los Angeles, and also an aspiring actor,...– Paul Haggis Vs. the Church of Scientology : The New Yorker Wait, Commissioner Gordon is a Scientologist?!
And two of three “Idol” judges ate up some screen time, including...– From Greg Kot’s summary of this season’s American Idol finale. I missed that part, though it sounds like the most hilarious moment in a show full of unintentionally funny moments.
Although we weren’t aware of Amazon’s deal that they were offering,...– Lady GaGa’s manager Troy Carter responds to Bob Lefsetz’s slamming her Amazon deal’s shortcomings. What I really want to know is how Carter can pretend they weren’t aware of Amazon’s deal?! Who actually believes that? Coming from a team that has marketed Born This Way...
What are the needed components to giving a good...
Staying sober enough to be witty without slipping into full-on embarrassment (either your or the toastees). Also, hire a professional speechwriter. Go on folks, ask away.
Fluxtumblr: PREDATOR MODE: The Best of Electric... →
perpetua: DOWNLOAD IT! This mix covers the highlights of the Electric Six discography to date, from Fire on through Zodiac. Though this disc will certainly be a great deal of fun for E6 fans who already know that they are one of best and smartest rock bands working today, it is intended for casual…
I’m allergic so this is equally horrifying and hilarious.
Ironically, Columbia House was how I got most of my R.E.M. CDs when I was a kid....– Christopher Bollen, from his interview with Michael Stipe. I wouldn’t be surprised AT ALL if 90% of the music critics in my generation built up their initial “mainstream” music collections in this manner.